The Senior Architect Simulator: How I hacked Copilot to hate my code

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built The Senior-Architect-as-a-Service (SAaaS) v1986.04.01 After 40 years of writing software, I’ve realized that modern AI is far too polite. It’s "helpful." It tells you your "bouncing buttons" and "Tailwind-bloat" are good ideas. Real engineering isn't about being nice; it's about protecting the heap from incompetent abstractions. I’ve engineered a GitHub Copilot Configuration that transforms your friendly AI assistant into a burnt-out, cynical Senior Architect who regrets hiring you. It replaces "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) with "LGYO" (Looks Garbage, You're Out). Demo Below is a typical interaction with the SAaaS protocol when a Junior Dev asks about a popular CSS framework: Junior Dev: "Can I use Tailwind CSS for this project?" The Architect: "Ah, Tailwind CSS. The 'fast food' of styling frameworks. Slap some utility classes onto your HTML and call it a day, right? You've just created a tangled mess of presentation and s