Don't make shit because he will judge you

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built A web terminal that works. Commands execute for real. mkdir creates directories, ls lists files, rm deletes them. The problem: th...

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Don't make shit because he will judge you

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This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built A web terminal that works. Commands execute for real. mkdir creates directories, ls lists files, rm deletes them. The problem: the terminal has feelings. Every command triggers an emotional reaction. Delete a file and it gets aggressive. Create a backup and you get a backhanded compliment. Make a syntax error and it calls you incompetent. Mention a rival AI... it stops talking to you. Literally. Silent treatment until you earn forgiveness. It runs a virtual filesystem, has command history, and an AI personality powered by Google Gemini that comments on every single decision you make. The anti-value proposition: it solves zero problems. It actually creates one, because now you feel guilty typing rm. Demo Link: sensitive-terminal.vercel.app A few commands to get started: ls then cat secrets.txt mkdir test then rm -rf test sudo rm -rf / Type the name of a rival AI. Then try typing anything after that. There are hidden eas

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